Recent Conversations With Bridger

While driving home from a family BBQ tonight...

Scott: We just need to get gas and then we can go to Bridger's house and have a bath.
Bridger: Daddy get the gas?
Scott: How about Bridger buys the gas?
Bridger: Daddy get it.
Scott: What if Daddy doesn't have any money?
Bridger: Daddy's made of money.


While swimming at the waterpark...

Bridger: Bridger swim all by self?
Mom: (lets him swim on his stomach while holding under him) Little girl swims by
Bridger: Hey! Look at me! Look at me!


After sharing two sugar cookies with me... 
Bridger: Mommy-one more cookie then Bridger's all done.


Every five seconds...
Bridger: Hey Mommy (or Daddy). Whatcha doin'?
Us: (answer)
Bridger: Hey Mommy (or Daddy). Whatcha doin'?
Us: (answer)
Bridger: Hey Mommy (or Daddy). Whatcha doin'?


*Horrible Mom Moment of the Week*
I was vacuuming and didn't know where Bridger had run off to so I turned it off and went looking for him. I found him in our master bathroom with half a roll of toilet paper undone and some stuck to his foot. I was upset and immediately sent him to 'time out' in the corner while I cleaned it up. After I had calmed down a bit I walked over to Bridger, knelt down and said, "Bridger do you know why you're in time out?" He suddenly got the saddest look on his little face and said, "Bridger blowin' a nose."